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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on jobNew Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant [...] |
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 National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with SatanNational Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader [...] |
The Green Party caucus has failed to turn up to Parliament today after they decided to celebrate the 60th anniversary of Sir Edmund Hillary’s conquest of Everest by “getting really high, just like he did.” A red-eyed Russel Norman explained the decision to media at an accidental press conference held […]
To coincide with the 60th anniversary of Sir Edmund Hillary’s conquest of Mount Everest, Labour has announced that if elected into power at the next general election, it will initiate a radical plan to make New Zealand’s tallest peak the world’s tallest. Labour’s tourism spokesman Andrew Little revealed the plan […]
The world’s western news media are feeling pretty good this morning after the derailment and subsequent explosion of a train in the U.S. state of Maryland. The train, which crashed into a garbage truck in an eastern suburb of Baltimore, caused an enormous explosion that damaged houses, collapsed buildings and […]
A public opinion poll conducted by 3 News and Reid Research has shown that the voting public may play a crucial role in the outcome of next year’s general election. The poll, which showed virtually no change from its predecessor, cast a dramatic new light on the upcoming election, said […]
In response to a member’s bill – authored by Mana Party leader Hone Harawira – that would seek to provide state-funded breakfasts to hungry children in low-decile schools, the Government is proposing its own version of the legislation, which would instead develop a partnership with popular food brand Uncle Tobys […]
In anticipation of forecasted potential snow this week, much of the country ground to a halt today as workers entered an incessant cycle of refreshing the MetService website in between long stints of gazing blankly out their windows. Although snow actually fell in only a few isolated areas, many businesses […]