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Television broadcasters, along with Stuff, which is sometimes a bit like television but at other times is just outsourced TV3, have urged the Electoral Commission to release election results in a more exciting order, saying the current approach gives undue priority to counting votes rather than maintaining suspense.
In a stark shift in mood today, New Zealanders are increasingly wondering whether they should continue following Laws, and political parties across the country are giving serious thought to whether they should get rid of them.
In yet another blow to the National Party’s stuttering campaign, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has somehow lost the United States midterm elections, despite not qualifying for, nor participating, in any of them.
Campaigns are usually something of a cold war, with parties vying for supremacy without direct confrontation.
The bees have escaped the Beehive. Which will you put back in?
General coverage of the 2026 general election.
Opinion: I don’t know how to be any more clear. No, really, I don’t. Please help
Green Party promises to nationalise the Kiwibank sheep
Opportunity deputy only expressed voting preference under ‘immense pressure’ from reporter for Kea Kids
LIVE: Luxon v. Hipkins, first TVNZ debate
Luxon assures New Zealanders no foreign aid will be diverted from countries they’ve ever heard of
Government books looking better than expected thanks to cool holographic Duraseal“Over the seventeen days of play, there were several minutes of excitement.”
As they hover just above the 5 percent threshold, the party formerly known as TOP (The Opportunities Party), but now just O (Opportunities), has sought to provide potential voters some clarity on what exactly they’ll be very gently asking for.
Before you jump down my throat, nobody cares about the environment more than me.
I am every bit as angry as you are.
Yesterday morning, I waltzed into work, and as I walked past the drones aggressively typing out news on the computers I’ve repeatedly asked to be moved further away from, I caught a glimpse of the words “climate change”, and noticed that suspiciously they weren’t in condescending quotation marks.
I was recently speaking with my pet pig, Angelica, about the wonders of science, and all the marvellous things it allows us to do with its zip-zappys and wing-wangeries.
