Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has been sentenced to a “bitchin’ party” after he was convicted of paying an underage prostitute for sex.
The judge who issued the sentence promised that the party would be “totally rockin’,” and said that he had given the sentence to Berlusconi for being “such a crazy, off the hook party animal.”
In a statement, Berlusconi humbly accepted the sentence, which will begin sometime tomorrow evening.