A long-haul flight from one city to another took an inspiring turn at some point in history, when a nasty man did a racist thing and eventually made a lot of advertising revenue for websites unable to produce their own content.
The story, which no doubt you’ll enjoy once you get past the superfluous introduction written for people with the attention span of six-year-olds, begins with a charming young and notably black flight attendant just trying to do her job after a 36-hour shift on the weekend of her birthday just to feed her kids or something.
Midway through the flight, this wonderful woman – who has a limited personality such that you can strongly relate to her – goes to ask a fat, white man from Alabama and/or Mississippi and/or Tennessee, whether he would like any food or drink.
The man scowled at the attendant, and spat on her, before launching into an offensive tirade.
“I would not, thank you very much,” he boomed. “At least not from a filthy negro such as yourself. May I be served by a white attendant, please?”
The attendant could not believe what she was hearing, and burst into tears.
This is all a bit depressing, but you simply won’t believe what happened next!
Just as she began to cry, a young man – who it is important to note was white and therefore socially conscious – stood up and said to the nasty man something that is guaranteed to bring a tear to your eye, and hopefully make you click the ad at the bottom of this page.
He said, “Hey, fuck you, you racist!”
The whole plane applauded, including the Ku Klux Klan wizards in first class, as well as those who couldn’t hear the exchange.
The flight had to make an emergency landing after both its engines failed.
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