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2026 general election

Subjects · 16 stories · 2026

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  1. Nation reconsidering whether we should have Laws at all

  2. Luxon somehow loses US midterm elections

  1. Tensions flare as Labour seeks to win back Green votes by backing rival gang

  2. Opinion: I don’t know how to be any more clear. No, really, I don’t. Please help

  3. Green Party promises to nationalise the Kiwibank sheep

  4. Opportunity deputy only expressed voting preference under ‘immense pressure’ from reporter for Kea Kids

  5. Luxon assures New Zealanders no foreign aid will be diverted from countries they’ve ever heard of

  6. LIVE: Luxon v. Hipkins, first TVNZ debate

  1. Government books looking better than expected thanks to cool holographic Duraseal

  2. Opportunity party lays out 5 key polite requests

  3. Chaos on campaign trail as Chris Hipkins takes newfound love of swearing too far, calls Prime Minister ‘cuntmuncher’

  4. NZ First voters perplexed as Winston Peters speaks in Tauranga; say they’d much prefer he speak in English

  5. The Civilian is back for the election: and possibly beyond? What does it mean?

  6. NZ First says new candidates must now be both washed up AND disgraced

  7. National promises to break up Woolworths and Pak’nSave

  8. Electoral Commission clarifies that candidates will not be allowed to complete the campaign if they shit their pants